Posts Tagged ‘Australian Joke’

An Australian Pub Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, “Is this some kind of bloody joke?”

Question and Answer Jokes

Question: What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Answer: A Stick.

Question: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Answer: Bloody big holes all over Australia

An American in Australia Joke

An American was knocked unconscious in a serious accident while traveling in Australia. The ambulance took him to a local hospital for treatment.
 
When he finally woke up he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?”

“No,” said the nurse. “You were brought in here yesterday.”

A joke about the typical Australian male (also known as Yobbo).

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” 

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.