Archive for the ‘Aussie Humour’ Category

A Texan farmer goes to Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation had almost died when the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, “And what are those?”

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.

The barman says, “Is this some kind of bloody joke?”

Congratulations to Vicki F. who won our Caption Contest for September!

Gotta hold this pose. Can’t move a muscle. Having my portrait painted.

By popular vote, the winning caption was Gotta hold this post. Can’t move a muscle. Having my portrait panted. Well done Vicki, your little Byron the dingo will be off to you shortly, we hope you love him!

If you missed out on winning our cute little plush toy dingo – check out Byron here!

Competition Closed, voting starts 00:00 22nd Oct

Welcome to our next caption competition on Australian Native T-Shirts Blog! The caption that tickles everyone’s fancy the most will win a stuffed toy emu delivered directly to your door!

Here is the picture we’re asking for submissions on:

Australian Emu - Caption Competition Photo for October 2009

It’s a very funny picture of an Australian Emu – good luck with your entries! The competition starts on October 1st 2009 and ends on 21st of October 2009.

The prize for this competition is a plush toy emu called Emily that retails for $31.90 – it will be shipped via registered post Australia wide or Airmail worldwide.

No purchase is required for entry into this competition, simply send us your caption as a comment and provide a valid email address so we can contact the winner for their shipping details. Your email address will not be sold or redistributed under any circumstances. The winner will be chosen by a poll on the blog with the top 5 captions of our choosing for visitors to vote on. The poll will be put up on October 22nd. The winner will be announced on the 1st of November by first name and suburb only – privacy is important to us at Australian Native T-Shirts and your details will not be shared with anyone.

The Prize!

Emily the Emu Toy