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By popular vote, the winning caption was Since Rod Hull passed away Emu had let himself go. Well done Ken W in the UK, your little Emily the Emu will be off to you shortly, we hope you love him!

If you missed out on winning our cute little plush toy emu – check out Emily here!

Welcome to our next caption competition on Australian Native T-Shirts Blog! The caption that tickles everyone’s fancy the most will win a stuffed toy kangaroo delivered directly to your door!

Here is the picture we’re asking for submissions on:

It’s a very cute picture of an Australian Kangaroo – good luck with your entries! The competition starts on November 1st 2009 and ends on 21st of November 2009.

The prize for this competition is a plush toy kangaroo called Monty that retails for $23.65 – it will be shipped via registered post Australia wide or Airmail worldwide.

No purchase is required for entry into this competition, simply send us your caption as a comment and provide a valid email address so we can contact the winner for their shipping details. Your email address will not be sold or redistributed under any circumstances. The winner will be chosen by a poll on the blog with the top 5 captions of our choosing for visitors to vote on. The poll will be put up on November 22nd. The winner will be announced on the 1st of December by first name and suburb only – privacy is important to us at Australian Native T-Shirts and your details will not be shared with anyone.

The Prize!

Contest now Closed

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.

On the Second Day God created water – for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants – to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth day God created a bloke – to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf , drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good …. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and
needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas – to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!

Thanks to everyone who entered the October Caption Competition, again we saw some great entries and it’s hard to narrow them down to a few. We have selected the top six for voting.

Voting closes on 31st October at 6.00pm (AEDT) and only one vote per person but feel free to let others know about the voting and don’t forget to join in next month’s caption competition which starts on November 1st! What’s on offer with the new competition? You’ll have to come back to find out

Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.